Jul
22
Filed Under (Business) by Humor on 25-04-2007

New York, NY- Investors continued to sell on Wall Street, this time based on fears of declining sales of glazed donuts. Analyst Peter Almond, of Pile, Stack & Run, stated that “The reckless glee index (RGI) fell another 2% in the last 30 days - an all-time low.” Jerry Inflatt, of Great Negate, agreed and added “Declining glazed donut consumption is the primary factor in the slide of the reckless glee index.” He added that “On the bright side, the index has got to move back up sometime.”

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