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		<title>Wine and Rugs don&#8217;t Mix</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 21:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking over to my friends house and when i entered his house to my surprise there was a giant mess all over his carpet. I asked what happened and he said his mom was carrying a bottle of wine down to the basement, when her dog ran by and tripped her. She was okay, but I noticed that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dating site opens for mutants and aliens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, CA - A new dating site opened on the Internet today targeting mutants and aliens. &#8220;We thought there was more than a few of them running around out there, so we believed they might need a place to meet online conveniently.&#8221; says founder Robert X. Terra. The site www.ET-Mutant-Dating.com is free, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does it really make a difference?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HumorUpdate.com - USA - Does it really make a difference if a person uses the fan after taking a dump, or not?
Yes - 10%
No - 89%
Undecided - 1%
Michelle Williams of Seattle, WA, summed it up best: &#8220;My husband leaves the bathroom with a smell so strong, the dogs won&#8217;t go in there. That fan doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smoker Super Helmet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greensboro, NC - If you ever wanted to smoke all day long without disturbing anyone next to you, the new Smoker Super Helmet could be for you. Developed by TobaccoForever, Inc., the versatile unit cuts down on cigarette expense by trapping in smoke for up to 6 hours, extending the life of one pack to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cure for common cold found in new pill</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY - Drug manufacturer WhatsWrongWithThisPicture announced today that a new pill will cure the common cold in six hours. News of the new pill sent shares of the company&#8217;s stock skyrocketing, to close at 20.25, up 172%. &#8220;We&#8217;re excited and happy to do the public some good.&#8221; spokesperson Eric QuickTurnaround said today. Of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yoda still fuming</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dagobah System - Yoda reportedly lost his temper today, frustrated at the way his skill with the Force was portrayed in Star Wars Attack of the Clones. &#8220;As powerful as I am with the Force, that guy should not have lasted more than 5 seconds. Do you really think that I would need a light [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New team joins NBA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honolulu, HI - The Hawaiian Punch will join the NBA&#8217;s West Coast Conference beginning with the 2006 season. Top players are being wooed with beautiful beaches and luaus. Allen Iverson is considering the move and said &#8220;Dude, it&#8217;s a no brainer. Where would you rather play your home games, Hawaii or Philly?&#8221;
So far, the leading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Market continues to struggle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY- Investors continued to sell on Wall Street, this time based on fears of declining sales of glazed donuts. Analyst Peter Almond, of Pile, Stack &#38; Run, stated that &#8220;The reckless glee index (RGI) fell another 2% in the last 30 days - an all-time low.&#8221; Jerry Inflatt, of Great Negate, agreed and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feng Shui Expert shows up drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY- A Feng Shui Expert spent the previous night partying and then tried to perform his job the next day with disasterous results. Lu Chow Zen, 33 of Brooklyn, NY, is being sued by Richard Lowberg for &#8220;creating tremendous disharmony&#8221; at his business office in Manhatten. Lowberg, an attorney, came into work late [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office worker abducted by the secret Gas Squad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dallas, TX - Daniel Brownunder was abducted early Friday morning from his cubicle after numerous employees filed complaints about severe odors that never seemed to go away. Co-workers described the smells as &#8220;not of this earth.&#8221;
The Gas Squad is frequently becoming a solution to awkward or embarrasing situations in which upper management fails to act. [...]]]></description>
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