Greensboro, NC - If you ever wanted to smoke all day long without disturbing anyone next to you, the new Smoker Super Helmet could be for you. Developed by TobaccoForever, Inc., the versatile unit cuts down on cigarette expense by trapping in smoke for up to 6 hours, extending the life of one pack to 1-3 days.

Critics point out that not much oxygen will get in there. However, users of the new product don’t seem to care.”I’m here to smoke ‘em up. If I was worried about oxygen, I’d wear a freakin’ oxygen mask.” Johnny Lighter argued. Company spokesman Bob Carton added “The Smoker Super Helmet looks rigid, but can actually be molded, much like a Spider-Man doll, for example. We also point out that cigars or other fine smoking products can be enhanced with the new Smoker Super Helmet.”

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